Squarey Monster 97 (football monster)

Are you ready for a football monster?

Footlestein 

This guy doesn’t look very intimidating, but he’s got amazing powers as a Squarey Monster. He lives in your couch (between the cushions), and eats the crumbs he finds there. Sometimes if you drop change back there he’ll save up for grippy gloves. He holds you on the couch all day, and makes you think you want to watch football. The only way to make sure you have a productive Sunday is if you stop eating on the couch. There won’t be any crumbs, and Footlestein will move to your neighbors’ couch.

Squarey Monster 16 (A Squarey Prometheus)

Being such a big fan of all things "Frankenstein," today's Squarey Monster was an inevitable one. I'm just finishing up a great book by Susan Tyler Hitchcock called Frankenstein: A Cultural History, so this is perfect timing. See her blog, Monster Sightings.

Prometheus

This fellow named himself, but since he’s got a funny kind of lisp, when he meant to say “Promise,” it came out as “Prometheus.” Prometheus does everything he can to help you keep your promises. Sometimes that can annoy you because you may have to do something you don’t like. But you’re a better person when you keep your promises. Prometheus likes to be a good Squarey Monster by helping you be a person of your word.

I'm going to enlist Prometheus in helping me keep my promise to complete this 365 Project.