Sliced Apple Monster

Candy Covered Fruit Monster

Monster 110 (Tango-go)

Today's monster is another G.Mod. Orange you glad you didn't eat him?

Tango-go

This creature is an arrange-a-tang of the G.Mod genus. Typically an arrange-a-tang is a citrus creature who can shape-shift, or “arrange” itself into any shape to suit any meal. They’re goal in life is pretty much to be eaten; so as genetically modified fruit monsters they’ll hide in recipes, and wait for you. Tango-go in particular likes party food. Unfortunately for him, since very few people have good, nutritious food at parties he remains uneaten. Fortunately for you his G.Mod horns won’t get you.

Fig/fork monster

Vacation monster

Cheese monster

Squarey Monster 70 (Banangerrr)

This is yesterday's Squarey Monster. Blogger posting was disabled last night :(

Watch out for those G.Mods! They're dangerous! Especially the ones with no arms. They rely heavily on their ability to CHOMP!

Banangerrr

This rotten banana lost his brothers and sisters, and he is angry! He’s been knick-named Banangerrr for good reason. One at a time his conjoined siblings were surgically detached, and kidnapped (presumed eaten!). He’s also upset because he’s a G.Mod (genetically modified food monster), and he’s rotting anyway. He thought he would stay firm and yellow, but he’s turning brown. He’d like to retire in a banana split some day, but it doesn’t look promising because of his attitude…that, and he’s rotten, and all.

Squarey Monster 68 (watermelon monster)

Thanks to Nancy for her suggestion! Today's Squarey Monster is a watermelon monster!

Melon E.4

Have you ever seen the long term results of genetically modified foods? At some point in the process they become living beings! They’re dangerous creatures, and they are not to be meddled with. These crazy Squarey creatures (sometimes known as G.Mods) would like nothing more than to make you feel yucky. Melon E.4 is the worst of the watermelon G.Mods, but that doesn’t mean Melon A.1 through Melon E.3 won’t spit their seeds at you!

Squarey Monster 37

Found this crazy creature on my kitchen window sill.