Squarey Monster 101 (Clikz)

Clikz 

Nobody knows what Clikz is or where he comes from, but rumor has it he emerged from the internet when it first went live. He monitors internet chat, and manipulates it. It’s his goal to make sure agreements can never happen in forums, status threads or chat rooms. He eats punctuation, and mangles sentence structure so that no one can ever understand anyone else’s point. It’s easiest to avoid him by steering clear of any arguments on the interwebs.

Squarey Monster 95 (Brian)

Today's Squarey Monster is a typo :P

Brian 

He’s not the brightest bulb, and neither was his (unknown) inventor. His name was supposed to be “Brain,” but it was spelled wrong on his Assembly Certificate. Brian is terrible at spelling, and forget asking him to transcribe anything. Typo City! But one thing he’s really good at is helping you read your way through typo-laden and mistake-filled emails. He is fluent in Leet speak, but his specialty is random character messes. 1f U k3n r34d 7h1s h3 l1k3s U.

Squarey Monster 92 (Gurgle)

Today's Squarey Monster is a Fiendtique dedicated to everyone who lost power during the hurricane.

Gurgle 

Meet the creature from the Blackout Lampoon. When the lights go out during a storm you can rely on Gurgle to provide you with tons of fun. Just be sure to fill the tub with water so he’s got a place to stay. He’s there in the dark waiting to scare away the rain, and make us laugh. He’s really good at coming up with stuff to laugh about when the situation seems dire. “What? You can’t see an inch in front of your face, and you stepped in the litter box?”

Squarey Monster 58 (Gigantique)

Today's Squarey Monster just might step on you…

Gigantique

There is a secret society of black and white Squarey Monsters called Classique Fiendtiques. They hold allegiance to the idea that monsters should be black & white like the ones in old monster movies. Gigantique is an enormous rubber monster who escaped from the shackles of the past, and bounces around from city to city looking for vintage monster movie props. He likes to collect postcards from all the cities he visits. Your home town could be next. Leave out some radioactive milk and cookies if you want to avoid getting crunched.

Squarey Monster 14 (a whywolf named Lou)

Today's Squarey Monster is Lou. He's a whywolf. Why? Why? Why? Because one of our Facebook fans (Brittany) suggested we do a werewolf. Why not a whywolf?

Lou

Lou is a whywolf. No need for a full moon Why should he need a full moon? He takes no other form. Why? We’re not sure. All he does is ask, “Why?” If you want to go for a walk, he asks, “Why?” If you want to eat something, he asks, “Why?” It can get frustrating, but if you introduce him to the right people he can get some pretty interesting answers!