Squarey Monster 101 (Clikz)

Clikz 

Nobody knows what Clikz is or where he comes from, but rumor has it he emerged from the internet when it first went live. He monitors internet chat, and manipulates it. It’s his goal to make sure agreements can never happen in forums, status threads or chat rooms. He eats punctuation, and mangles sentence structure so that no one can ever understand anyone else’s point. It’s easiest to avoid him by steering clear of any arguments on the interwebs.

Squarey Monster 35 (drool)

We're almost 1/10th through with this project. Scary! Ahem…Squarey! I already don't want it to end!

Here's today's Squarey Monster…

Drool

Whenever you get hungry or thirsty microscopic creatures congregate inside your mouth. They know if you’re hungry you’ll be eating soon. They’re collectively known as “drool.” They live in your saliva, and they eat your food when you put it in your mouth! It’s nothing to worry about. You’ll hardly miss the small amount they consume. But they can be annoying when you’re asleep. They love the comfort of a soft pillow, so if your mouth is anywhere near one when you sleep they like to sneak out for a rest.