Squarey Monster 56 (Needelman)

Today's Squarey Monster can help you find missing things, but they don't always get found in the the condition you'd like…

Needelman

This is a squarey sea-creature called a Quadracal. His name is Needelman. When he needs something his walks around on the sea floor with his two squishy feet while grabbing aimlessly with his four tentacles. What his tentacles miss his spiny needle spikes spear. Since he breaths air he can do the same thing in a windstorm or a messy room. Lost something in your room? Let Needelman loose, and he’ll reach and grab until he finds it! He’s probably really good in one of those money wind booths.

Squarey Monster 27 (from the planet Vim 1)

Today's Squarey Monster will mesmerize you…in a positive way.

Mesmerio

This is a nano-banalien from the planet Vim 1. He can mesmerize you, and take you out of the spell of boredom. He can make you take interest in stuff you never would have thought was intriguing. He helps you realize that there’s so much out there in the universe that’s worth checking out. Next time you think you’re bored, and have nothing to do. Call out Mesmerio. He’ll suggest something, and you’ll like it.

Squarey Monster 26 (Slalarm)

Inspired by yesterday's negligent fiasco, meet today's Squarey Monster :)

Slalarm

This alien creature who never sleeps is of an unknown alien species, but still falls under the Squarey Monsters genus through honorary membership. Slalarm is a helpful creature (albeit slow) who knows when you’ve got responsibilities to take care of. He’ll start on his mission to get your attention, but you move so fast it takes forever for him to catch up. That’s why you normally only see him at night. The only time he can catch up to you is when you’re sleeping. He taps you relentlessly to remind you of what you forgot to do the day before. Wake up!

Squarey Monster 15 (Patsy the moonscapegoat)

Need someone to take the blame for your shenanigans? Patsy, the moonscapegoat is willing to pay the price for your "mistakes!" Don't take her for granted, though. That would be bad news.

Patsy

She is a moonscapegoat. Patsy will go far and wide to take the blame for what you do wrong, but don’t take advantage. Mum is the word with her, but she can only handle so much accountability before she chases you around the world with her horns!