Squarey Monster 54 (Ridicula)

Today's Squarey Monster is a candy vampire (better known as a "notsferustochew")

Ridicula

So you think vampires suck blood, huh? Well that’s mostly true, but some want nothing but…candy. Yep, that’s right — chocolate, suckers, lollipops, chews, bars, crispy cookie thingies — you name it. Thing is. Ridicula can’t eat the candy himself. He’s only got the two fangs you see, and no molars for chewing. He ate a ridiculous amount of candy before he joined the ranks of the undead, and he lost all his teeth. Instead he satiates himself vicariously through you by enticing YOU to eat ridiculous amounts of candy! Sounds like a yummy enemy to have.

Squarey Monster 6 (Registered)

Today we got word that after the long process we have successfully trademarked SQUAREY MONSTERS®  <<see that? The "R" with the circle around it stands for "registered." It's official :)

In celebration I made a new Reggie (the beansferatu - or veggie vampire - nickname, "Beans"). Reggie is one of the original nine Squarey Monsters.

Reggie

Reggie is a vegetarian vampire; or more accurately a lesser known creature called a beansferatu. You won’t square him away with garlic.

See more Reggie at the Squarey Monsters Facebook page or at the original blog.