Squarey Monster 58 (Gigantique)

Today's Squarey Monster just might step on you…

Gigantique

There is a secret society of black and white Squarey Monsters called Classique Fiendtiques. They hold allegiance to the idea that monsters should be black & white like the ones in old monster movies. Gigantique is an enormous rubber monster who escaped from the shackles of the past, and bounces around from city to city looking for vintage monster movie props. He likes to collect postcards from all the cities he visits. Your home town could be next. Leave out some radioactive milk and cookies if you want to avoid getting crunched.

Squarey Monster 23 (an obliterataur)

Meet today's Squarey Monster. He's a friend, but be wary of all his "help."

Brub

Meet the only known obliterataur. His name is Brub. At least that’s what we think his name is. That’s all he says. “Brub!” What we know about Brub is that he helps you rub out your mistakes. He recognizes when you’ve done something wrong, and he “erases” them. He’s kind of clumsy, though. Sometimes he erases too much, and sometimes his horns and teeth do more damage.

Ever see a pencil with teeth marks all over it? That’s from Brub. Keep him happy with some yummy pencil shavings, and he’ll be more careful when he “erases.”

Squarey Monster 7 (Cantankesaurus)

I swear, I'm not feeling grumpy today, and no cantankerous person crossed me. Just felt like making a grumpy dinosaur that messes up your stuff. Meet the only known Cantankesaurus:

Nobody knows this grumpy thing’s name. Its scientific identification is Cantankesaurus because it’s always in a bad mood. It’s a good idea to avoid this Squarey Monster. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It absolutely will not stop until it makes a mess of your room.