Asian Snack Monster

Screaming End Table Monster

This was a lucky find, screaming out to me, "Take my picture!"

Lollipop monster

Faltered a bit with the project. I was out of the country which made it difficult and expensive to upload. I ended up skipping, and promising myself to catch up. Getting back home and to work, I'm finding myself way "out of shape." we're sending out some promotional stuff right now, so the studio is overflowing with boxes and lollipops, great ingredients for a Squarey Monster.

Squarey Monster 97 (football monster)

Are you ready for a football monster?

Footlestein 

This guy doesn’t look very intimidating, but he’s got amazing powers as a Squarey Monster. He lives in your couch (between the cushions), and eats the crumbs he finds there. Sometimes if you drop change back there he’ll save up for grippy gloves. He holds you on the couch all day, and makes you think you want to watch football. The only way to make sure you have a productive Sunday is if you stop eating on the couch. There won’t be any crumbs, and Footlestein will move to your neighbors’ couch.

Squarey Monster 63 (Tandoori, Garamasala)

Squarey Monster 52 (bamboo & dog treats)

Squarey Monster 42

Out of web range the last few days:/

Squarey Monster 29 (Gruffin)

Feeling grumpy? Nobody is as grumpy as today's Squarey Monster.

Gruffin

The gruffest of Squarey Trolls, Gruffin is a grumpy facade who is known for hiding happy monsters and happy feelings under Buffaloney Bridge. There are ways to get through to him, but there is no tried and true method. He’s unpredictable. Tell him a joke he’s heard before, and he might snap you in two. Best to avoid him all together, but if you do run into him (or feel the urge to make him release a happy monster) be prepared for an earth-rattling, “Harumff!!!”

Squarey Monster 14 (a whywolf named Lou)

Today's Squarey Monster is Lou. He's a whywolf. Why? Why? Why? Because one of our Facebook fans (Brittany) suggested we do a werewolf. Why not a whywolf?

Lou

Lou is a whywolf. No need for a full moon Why should he need a full moon? He takes no other form. Why? We’re not sure. All he does is ask, “Why?” If you want to go for a walk, he asks, “Why?” If you want to eat something, he asks, “Why?” It can get frustrating, but if you introduce him to the right people he can get some pretty interesting answers!