Squarey Monster 92 (Gurgle)

Today's Squarey Monster is a Fiendtique dedicated to everyone who lost power during the hurricane.

Gurgle 

Meet the creature from the Blackout Lampoon. When the lights go out during a storm you can rely on Gurgle to provide you with tons of fun. Just be sure to fill the tub with water so he’s got a place to stay. He’s there in the dark waiting to scare away the rain, and make us laugh. He’s really good at coming up with stuff to laugh about when the situation seems dire. “What? You can’t see an inch in front of your face, and you stepped in the litter box?”

Squarey Monster 56 (Needelman)

Today's Squarey Monster can help you find missing things, but they don't always get found in the the condition you'd like…

Needelman

This is a squarey sea-creature called a Quadracal. His name is Needelman. When he needs something his walks around on the sea floor with his two squishy feet while grabbing aimlessly with his four tentacles. What his tentacles miss his spiny needle spikes spear. Since he breaths air he can do the same thing in a windstorm or a messy room. Lost something in your room? Let Needelman loose, and he’ll reach and grab until he finds it! He’s probably really good in one of those money wind booths.

Squarey Monster 1

It's day one of 365 Squarey Monsters. They won't all be computer art. This is like getting my toes wet. Acclimating myself to the pressure by starting with the familiar. That's not to say I won't do a lot like this. I do like the look. This is just the beginning, though. Who knows where it goes?

They won't all get names and descriptions, either. It just made sense to start out that way. Meet Skweemee, monster #1.

Meet the original Squarey Monsters here.

Skweemee

Nope, those aren’t tentacles with suction cups. They’re snaptacles!

Skweemee is a Snaptopus. He’s got eight snaptacles specifically for hugging you to death. Some say it’s because he’s the one who’s afraid, but what does it matter? His hugs are like four times better than anyone else’s!