Dodger

Look at that. Dodger is in the bathroom trying to get my attention while I'm trying to read.

Tiny found stuff monster

Bad Handshake Monster

Refrigerator Shopping List Monster

Sweets Monster

Rice monster

Ever try to manipulate individual grains of cooked rice? Next time use dry rice, dummy.

Squarey Monster 92 (Gurgle)

Today's Squarey Monster is a Fiendtique dedicated to everyone who lost power during the hurricane.

Gurgle 

Meet the creature from the Blackout Lampoon. When the lights go out during a storm you can rely on Gurgle to provide you with tons of fun. Just be sure to fill the tub with water so he’s got a place to stay. He’s there in the dark waiting to scare away the rain, and make us laugh. He’s really good at coming up with stuff to laugh about when the situation seems dire. “What? You can’t see an inch in front of your face, and you stepped in the litter box?”

Canal-side restaurant monster

Squarey Monster 69 (A blabbing Mumangle)

Today's Squarey Monster is a blabbermouth!

Shushy

This Fiendtique might look a lot like our friend Hushy the Mumangle, but he’s not Hushy. He’s nothing like him. Hushy’s motto is, “Mum’s the word,” but Shushy can’t stop blabbing! He’s a Mumangle, alright, but that’s where their similarities end. Shushy repeats everything at the most inopportune times. Whatever you do, keep your secrets under wraps when he’s around if you want to preserve your reputation!

Squarey Monster 58 (Gigantique)

Today's Squarey Monster just might step on you…

Gigantique

There is a secret society of black and white Squarey Monsters called Classique Fiendtiques. They hold allegiance to the idea that monsters should be black & white like the ones in old monster movies. Gigantique is an enormous rubber monster who escaped from the shackles of the past, and bounces around from city to city looking for vintage monster movie props. He likes to collect postcards from all the cities he visits. Your home town could be next. Leave out some radioactive milk and cookies if you want to avoid getting crunched.

Squarey Monster 57 (a Fiendtique)

Today's Squarey Monster is a classic Fiendtique.

Vintagia

There is a secret society of black and white Squarey Monsters called Classique Fiendtiques. They hold allegiance to the idea that monsters should be black & white like the ones in old monster movies. Vintagia has a specific hobby of devouring as many old monster movies as he can, sucking up all kinds of trivial information about them. He knows the names of all the best drive-in monster movies, and he enjoys nothing as much as sharing them with you if you treat him to a bucket of popcorn.

Squarey Monster 21 (Lure)

Today's Squarey Monster is dangerous. Meet Lure, the shadow scintilla.

Lure

This is a shadow scintilla. It’s one of those Squarey Monsters you rarely see. You almost always have the feeling they’re around. A shadow scintilla’s mission is to give you ideas to manipulate you. Lure specializes in getting you to waste your time. She’s thrives on watching you procrastinate though diversion. She can distract anyone. Be careful. The only way to keep her at bay is by keeping the idea bulb above your head lit. Let it go out, and she’ll replace it with her own!