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Squarey Monster 92 (Gurgle)

Today's Squarey Monster is a Fiendtique dedicated to everyone who lost power during the hurricane.

Gurgle 

Meet the creature from the Blackout Lampoon. When the lights go out during a storm you can rely on Gurgle to provide you with tons of fun. Just be sure to fill the tub with water so he’s got a place to stay. He’s there in the dark waiting to scare away the rain, and make us laugh. He’s really good at coming up with stuff to laugh about when the situation seems dire. “What? You can’t see an inch in front of your face, and you stepped in the litter box?”

Squarey Monster 35 (drool)

We're almost 1/10th through with this project. Scary! Ahem…Squarey! I already don't want it to end!

Here's today's Squarey Monster…

Drool

Whenever you get hungry or thirsty microscopic creatures congregate inside your mouth. They know if you’re hungry you’ll be eating soon. They’re collectively known as “drool.” They live in your saliva, and they eat your food when you put it in your mouth! It’s nothing to worry about. You’ll hardly miss the small amount they consume. But they can be annoying when you’re asleep. They love the comfort of a soft pillow, so if your mouth is anywhere near one when you sleep they like to sneak out for a rest.

Squarey Monster 1

It's day one of 365 Squarey Monsters. They won't all be computer art. This is like getting my toes wet. Acclimating myself to the pressure by starting with the familiar. That's not to say I won't do a lot like this. I do like the look. This is just the beginning, though. Who knows where it goes?

They won't all get names and descriptions, either. It just made sense to start out that way. Meet Skweemee, monster #1.

Meet the original Squarey Monsters here.

Skweemee

Nope, those aren’t tentacles with suction cups. They’re snaptacles!

Skweemee is a Snaptopus. He’s got eight snaptacles specifically for hugging you to death. Some say it’s because he’s the one who’s afraid, but what does it matter? His hugs are like four times better than anyone else’s!