For fun's sake, I gave the fella a reason and a name, too. He's not your friend.
This is a Squarey Monster who is not to be trusted. He does nothing but lie. Or, maybe because he lies so consistently you can trust him completely. Ask him if you’ll ever win the lottery.
If he says, “No,” you know that some day you will!
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