Saturday, December 17, 2011

Homemade Dog Food Monster

Monday, December 5, 2011

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Found Squarey Monster

Excuses, excuses. Time to get back on track. Here's a found Squarey Monster I couldn't get closer to.

Friday, October 28, 2011

Technical difficulties

The new iOS 5 is causing issues with emailing - hence issues photographing, and uploading Squarey Monsters. I may have to upload a few at a time when time allows.

Also, I need to get back on track. Since vacationing (and losing a step), catching up at work has proven difficult — making this project difficult to keep up daily.

Apologies to anyone who might be following. I'll definitely get back on track.

Friday, October 21, 2011

Lollipop monster

Faltered a bit with the project. I was out of the country which made it difficult and expensive to upload. I ended up skipping, and promising myself to catch up. Getting back home and to work, I'm finding myself way "out of shape." we're sending out some promotional stuff right now, so the studio is overflowing with boxes and lollipops, great ingredients for a Squarey Monster.

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Rice monster

Ever try to manipulate individual grains of cooked rice? Next time use dry rice, dummy.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Squarey Monster 117

Today's monster (actually yesterday's monster - man, am I a slacker or what?) is Gargor, a friendly little dude you definitely want in your life.

This is a monster you definitely want to have around. His horns look dangerous, but they’re actually there to help you stay in place when you stand up in the bath or take a shower. Gargor is a Sliplessagriptic, a microscopic creature who works with millions of his best friends to stay under your feet when you walk on slippery surfaces. They only like to work with bare feet, though, so don’t expect them to be around when you slip on the ice.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Squarey Monster 116 (Pixelpus)

This is the one-of-a-kind creature who eats pixels inside all kinds of digital displays. Your monitor, your smart phone, your tablet even your television — none of these are safe. Pixelpus is currently green, but he can be red or blue too. It really depends on which pixels he’s recently eaten more recently. After all, you are what you eat.

Monday, October 3, 2011

Squarey Monster 115 (Victor Villainous)

Today's Squarey Monster is another meanie. Stay away!

Victor Villainous
*Snarl!* Nobody is safe around Victor Villainous. He’s a backstabbing Squarey Monster who would sell his own seamstress to get wax for his mustache. He keeps all sorts of sneaky ideas under his hat, and that seems to be the source of his wily powers. Take his hat away, and he’s embarrassed by his baldness. He’ll run and hide until he can cover his head again. There’s no getting on his good side, so just stay away from Victor Villainous!

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Monster 110 (Tango-go)

Today's monster is another G.Mod. Orange you glad you didn't eat him?

This creature is an arrange-a-tang of the G.Mod genus. Typically an arrange-a-tang is a citrus creature who can shape-shift, or “arrange” itself into any shape to suit any meal. They’re goal in life is pretty much to be eaten; so as genetically modified fruit monsters they’ll hide in recipes, and wait for you. Tango-go in particular likes party food. Unfortunately for him, since very few people have good, nutritious food at parties he remains uneaten. Fortunately for you his G.Mod horns won’t get you.

Monday, September 19, 2011

Squarey Monster 104 (Pirate Monster)

Today's Squarey Monster is inspired by, and in honor of International Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Beware of pirate software and pirate files on your computer. Rebooty is a pirate monster who goes through your computer dropping viruses and worms in the works. He only leaves these booby traps in places where he finds pirated items. Don’t download illegally, and he’ll leave your computer alone. If you don’t head his warning he’ll hijack your ship, and sink it!

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Squarey Monster 101 (Clikz)

Nobody knows what Clikz is or where he comes from, but rumor has it he emerged from the internet when it first went live. He monitors internet chat, and manipulates it. It’s his goal to make sure agreements can never happen in forums, status threads or chat rooms. He eats punctuation, and mangles sentence structure so that no one can ever understand anyone else’s point. It’s easiest to avoid him by steering clear of any arguments on the interwebs.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Squarey Monster 97 (football monster)

Are you ready for a football monster?

This guy doesn’t look very intimidating, but he’s got amazing powers as a Squarey Monster. He lives in your couch (between the cushions), and eats the crumbs he finds there. Sometimes if you drop change back there he’ll save up for grippy gloves. He holds you on the couch all day, and makes you think you want to watch football. The only way to make sure you have a productive Sunday is if you stop eating on the couch. There won’t be any crumbs, and Footlestein will move to your neighbors’ couch.

Friday, September 9, 2011

Squarey Monster 95 (Brian)

Today's Squarey Monster is a typo :P

He’s not the brightest bulb, and neither was his (unknown) inventor. His name was supposed to be “Brain,” but it was spelled wrong on his Assembly Certificate. Brian is terrible at spelling, and forget asking him to transcribe anything. Typo City! But one thing he’s really good at is helping you read your way through typo-laden and mistake-filled emails. He is fluent in Leet speak, but his specialty is random character messes. 1f U k3n r34d 7h1s h3 l1k3s U.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Squarey Monster 92 (Gurgle)

Today's Squarey Monster is a Fiendtique dedicated to everyone who lost power during the hurricane.

Meet the creature from the Blackout Lampoon. When the lights go out during a storm you can rely on Gurgle to provide you with tons of fun. Just be sure to fill the tub with water so he’s got a place to stay. He’s there in the dark waiting to scare away the rain, and make us laugh. He’s really good at coming up with stuff to laugh about when the situation seems dire. “What? You can’t see an inch in front of your face, and you stepped in the litter box?”