Friday, September 30, 2011

Anniversary dinner monster

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Monster 110 (Tango-go)

Today's monster is another G.Mod. Orange you glad you didn't eat him?

This creature is an arrange-a-tang of the G.Mod genus. Typically an arrange-a-tang is a citrus creature who can shape-shift, or “arrange” itself into any shape to suit any meal. They’re goal in life is pretty much to be eaten; so as genetically modified fruit monsters they’ll hide in recipes, and wait for you. Tango-go in particular likes party food. Unfortunately for him, since very few people have good, nutritious food at parties he remains uneaten. Fortunately for you his G.Mod horns won’t get you.

Monday, September 19, 2011

Squarey Monster 104 (Pirate Monster)

Today's Squarey Monster is inspired by, and in honor of International Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Beware of pirate software and pirate files on your computer. Rebooty is a pirate monster who goes through your computer dropping viruses and worms in the works. He only leaves these booby traps in places where he finds pirated items. Don’t download illegally, and he’ll leave your computer alone. If you don’t head his warning he’ll hijack your ship, and sink it!

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Squarey Monster 101 (Clikz)

Nobody knows what Clikz is or where he comes from, but rumor has it he emerged from the internet when it first went live. He monitors internet chat, and manipulates it. It’s his goal to make sure agreements can never happen in forums, status threads or chat rooms. He eats punctuation, and mangles sentence structure so that no one can ever understand anyone else’s point. It’s easiest to avoid him by steering clear of any arguments on the interwebs.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Squarey Monster 97 (football monster)

Are you ready for a football monster?

This guy doesn’t look very intimidating, but he’s got amazing powers as a Squarey Monster. He lives in your couch (between the cushions), and eats the crumbs he finds there. Sometimes if you drop change back there he’ll save up for grippy gloves. He holds you on the couch all day, and makes you think you want to watch football. The only way to make sure you have a productive Sunday is if you stop eating on the couch. There won’t be any crumbs, and Footlestein will move to your neighbors’ couch.

Friday, September 9, 2011

Squarey Monster 95 (Brian)

Today's Squarey Monster is a typo :P

He’s not the brightest bulb, and neither was his (unknown) inventor. His name was supposed to be “Brain,” but it was spelled wrong on his Assembly Certificate. Brian is terrible at spelling, and forget asking him to transcribe anything. Typo City! But one thing he’s really good at is helping you read your way through typo-laden and mistake-filled emails. He is fluent in Leet speak, but his specialty is random character messes. 1f U k3n r34d 7h1s h3 l1k3s U.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Squarey Monster 92 (Gurgle)

Today's Squarey Monster is a Fiendtique dedicated to everyone who lost power during the hurricane.

Meet the creature from the Blackout Lampoon. When the lights go out during a storm you can rely on Gurgle to provide you with tons of fun. Just be sure to fill the tub with water so he’s got a place to stay. He’s there in the dark waiting to scare away the rain, and make us laugh. He’s really good at coming up with stuff to laugh about when the situation seems dire. “What? You can’t see an inch in front of your face, and you stepped in the litter box?”