This guy doesn’t look very intimidating, but he’s got amazing powers as a Squarey Monster. He lives in your couch (between the cushions), and eats the crumbs he finds there. Sometimes if you drop change back there he’ll save up for grippy gloves. He holds you on the couch all day, and makes you think you want to watch football. The only way to make sure you have a productive Sunday is if you stop eating on the couch. There won’t be any crumbs, and Footlestein will move to your neighbors’ couch.